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Tue February 09, 2010
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(AZCentral) Amusing "When an officer approached the man, he noticed he was shirtless and wearing women's pants with a hole in the crotch exposing his genitals. The man also was wearing his underwear around his neck"  (azcentral.com) (44)

Mon February 08, 2010
(Some Guy) Stupid School secretary fired for speaking Spanish in violation of school's no-Spanish rule. ¿Espera, qué?  (charlotteobserver.com) (125)
(Fox News) Hero Our Iranian friends, in an effort to demonstrate their benevolent intentions, announce Feb. 11 unveiling of "Fist of Peace"  (foxnews.com) (232)
(ABC News) Interesting "Sheen Remains Weeks After Port Arthur Oil Spill." I bet he'd go away if they offered him some hookers and coke  (abcnews.go.com) (77)
(Some Relic) Photoshop Photoshop your cell phone's granddad  (s3.amazonaws.com) (43)
(The Atlantic) Amusing San Francisco finally steps up to help the people of Haiti  (jamesfallows.theatlantic.com) (125)
(Boing Boing) Cool Apparently the Battle of the Java Sea was so chaotic, the Japanese navy didn't notice the small tropical island moving around  (boingboing.net) (84)
(BBC) Ironic Hair extensions cause baldness  (news.bbc.co.uk) (70)
(Cracked) Amusing Six shockingly evil things babies are capable of  (cracked.com) (182)
(BBC) Spiffy Activists break out the ultimate weapon against anti-Indian violence in Australia: Vindaloos  (news.bbc.co.uk) (115)
(Yahoo) Strange 20 percent of adults would rather spend Valentine's Day with a pet than a person. Unknown how much peanut butter is involved  (news.yahoo.com) (105)
(ABC News) Scary Definition of parental overkill: waterboarding your four-year old daughter  (abcnews.go.com) (219)
(Yahoo) Obvious Study shows that actually being a parent may prevent your kid from being a fat, lazy, slob  (health.yahoo.com) (56)
(Contact Music) Followup Dr. Conrad Murray charged with involuntarily manslaugtering Michael Jackson  (contactmusic.com) (124)
(The New York Times) Interesting Researchers are pfinally turning their attention to the health benefits of Ginger, Garlic, and St. John's wort. The pfacts are in: herbal pfixes are pfatal  (nytimes.com) (128)
(ABC News) NewsFlash Rep. John Murtha (D-ead)  (abcnews.go.com) (604)
(Some Guy) Interesting Scientists are one step closer to finding a cure for aging, ensuring young people will not know the humiliation of senility but will know the thrill of dying amidst a hunger and disease-strewn, overcrowded world  (montrealgazette.com) (114)
(News.com.au) Spiffy Half-naked women protest Ukrainian election. In other news, Ukranian elections are awesome  (news.com.au) (157)
(Metro) Sick If you're a veterinarian, it's considered "inappropriate and unprofessional behaviour" to put a dog's testicles in your mouth. Huh, who knew?  (metro.co.uk) (94)
(Metro) Cool One artist's amazing miniature origami. I can barely see what she did there  (metro.co.uk) (58)
(Not Drew) FarkBlog While Drew's recovering from his party last night, here are some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 1/31 - 2/6  (fark.com) (11)
(Boston Globe) Photoshop Photoshop this red carding  (cache.boston.com) (46)
(USA Today) Interesting GM is working with NASA on new space-travelling android. But they're still striking out on that whole warp-drive thing  (content.usatoday.com) (64)
(Yahoo) Interesting Once the province of the young and the hip, blogging is now considered as modern and stylish as spats and poodle skirts  (news.yahoo.com) (105)
(ABC News) Sad North Dakota, which has the lowest unemployment rate in the nation, has an exploding homeless population as desperate job seekers flood the state. Yes, this actually is a repeat from a Steinbeck novel  (abcnews.go.com) (135)
(Wall Street Journal) Spiffy God of Nerds Alton Brown picks the five cookbooks you should have right this very instant  (online.wsj.com) (253)
(Gizmodo) Interesting Get your popcorn. Verizon blocks 4chan  (gizmodo.com) (777)
(News.com.au) Dumbass While police work can include long periods of boredom, you probably shouldn't stage an armed robbery at a pharmacy you know to be under surveillance  (news.com.au) (12)
(TBO) Florida City dog park comes complete with its own beach with replenished sand, offshore rip-rap barrier. Your dog wants sunscreen  (www2.tbo.com) (43)
(My Fox DC) Cool Cool aerial photos of Washington, D.C. covered in snow  (myfoxdc.com) (136)
(ABC News) Interesting New research finds that beer is good for your bones. In a related study, researchers concerned that Farkers are damn near indestructible  (abcnews.go.com) (62)
(The Raw Story) Scary Have a Coke and a pancreas full of cancer  (rawstory.com) (226)
(Metro) Dumbass Ain't no party like a Facebook party 'cause a Facebook party don't stop until your $1.5 million home is destroyed  (metro.co.uk) (152)
(News.com.au) Scary Dead man found in landing gear. IT'S STILL WHEEL TO ME, DAMMIT  (news.com.au) (107)
(AJC) Scary Sheriff's deputy finds out the hard way that his car wasn't as stuck as he thought  (ajc.com) (87)
(Boston Herald) Interesting Massachusetts governor wants to fire toll collectors, replace them with surveillance system tracking and tolling every vehicle on Turnpike. In other news, Raytheon's check cleared  (bostonherald.com) (137)
(USA Today) Caption Caption this talk-show threesome watching the Super Bowl  (i.usatoday.net) (73)
(UPI) Florida Elderly woman forced to crawl under cars to leave her house after CSX parks train in her driveway. Two months ago  (upi.com) (115)
(Contact Music) Weird Jack Nicholson is considering a sky burial. Wait 'til the vultures get a load of him  (contactmusic.com) (68)
(Wall Street Journal) Photoshop Photoshop this snow throw  (online.wsj.com) (31)
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida God's billboard wars are getting ugly  (tampabay.com) (460)
(New Zealand Herald) PSA Reason # 4559 to not trust a door-to-door salesman  (nzherald.co.nz) (61)
(Abc.net.au) Cool A hard act to swallow  (abc.net.au) (43)
(BBC) Spiffy Laura Chinchilla set to become Costa Rica's first female, rodent President  (news.bbc.co.uk) (68)
(Denver Post) Interesting If you have a temporary crown, some sticky poster putty, and a yellow highlighter, you too can fix a broken eagle's beak  (denverpost.com) (28)

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